1. iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    What has 2 legs but can’t walk? A person without legs.

    Hold on

    (via burgerwithatea)

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  3. screamandshout:

    when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

    image

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  4. toxicnebulae:

    *applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

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  7. metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

    metalsette:

    there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

    (via rnarshmallows)

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  9. alrightevans:

    i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

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  10. awkwardvagina:

    a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

    (via macklemore-mackleless)

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